Look, You Found Me.

Dwight you ignorant slut.
My name is Caroline and I have a cute boyfriend named Eli. My best friend is named Maddi and I have a weiner dog whom I call Bobo.

ruinedchildhood:

WOULD YOU LIKE AMMM OR FMMMMM

(Source: lildrpepper, via oaf-whisperer)

urtube:

ansinoa:

urtube:

The only keyboard I need Rawr! xD

wait why is one of them a P

It stands for “Please don’t ask me this question”.

urtube:

ansinoa:

urtube:

The only keyboard I need
Rawr! xD

wait why is one of them a P

It stands for “Please don’t ask me this question”.

(via oaf-whisperer)

oknope:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months

(via squeakity)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via tampontampoff)